Florida is known for Miami, Disney, Gators, Voting Controversy, and especially our WARM temperatures.
Florida is NOT known for frost, ice, cold temps, and all the other evils you normal mortals not blessed enuf to live here have to deal with.
We lucky bastards living in “The Kingdom of the Sun” (That’d be Marion County) are all wondering one thing: “Where’s the HEAT?”
It’s COLD! It’s so damn cold I had to go start the van in the morning to melt the ice and warm it up 15 minutes before the Other Half (She Who MUST Be Obeyed) left for work.
Granted, back in West Point I had to deal with snow, and that evil white stuff ain’t here….yet.
Local radio Wind-FM’s morning DJ’s Hunter and Dixon sum it up best with this song.
its not cold there..it’s an “absence of heat” as you put it last summer….
Ok, then it’s very “Absence of Heat” here right now. Bloody SNOW.
While that may be true, scientifically, it’s a whole lot easier to say “Cold.”