First, a parody of the Mentat Mantra, as heard in the movie (not the book, or the Sci Fi mini series) “Dune”:
It is by Caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed,
the hands acquire shaking,
the shakes become a warning.
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
(Yes, I changed it a bit. Something wrong with the flow, my caffeine enhanced mind says. “Shakes” works better because the original word was “Stains.” And SCREW the Starbucks version…)
Second, I’d like to brag about my IQ:
Normally the image would have a link to free-iqtest.net. However, I wouldn’t recommend gong there, as the amount of “Free” surveys, offers, and other general BULLSHIT you have to click on, answer yes, no, skip, pass, just to get your score, would try the patience of Job.
Threeth (3th) and finally, speaking of patience, I would like to say that the spelling-challenged person that thanked me for my “Patients” on a sign posted on a gas pump that you need to learn to spell, or pay for my medical education to make me a Doctor that can have patients.
Thank you and have a nice day.
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